pein teaches you stuff here.There is a training areana,classrooms,lunchroom, classes just for girls,and classes just for boys

wow

Me: lol
Pein:shut up MoMoko and Saya

stop being clayton

pein (the real one) said it
deidara:lets learn about art

*throws clay at his face*Tobi!! don't throw clay at the teacher!!
Tobi:Watt?!?!? Tobi's a good boy!!!

Pein:Tobi has ditention
Tobi:no!!!
MoMoko/me:can you hurry up and start the lessen about genjustu

Saya:airn't you my dad?
Pein:....watt?
Saya:*shows him the DNA results*
Everybody:holy sh*t!!
Saya:I no random.....


ps:i got board one day

Pein:1st thing about genjustu is never do taste genjustu
Me:*writes it down*

me:*writes everything he says down*

Pein:LUNCH BREAK
Me:YAYZ

saya:pein-sama
pein:yes saya?
saya:are you gonna be my dad now?
pein:ummm.....let me...uhh..think..
saya:ok...*goes eats lunch*hey momoko

watt? *eats*

Me:...want a pice of pie *gives one to you*

thanx

Deidara:i'm board...
Saya:*sings "girlfriend"*

Pein:lunch is over now we hav to hear hidan's report on jashin
Me:i'm bored

Saya:*whispers*Danm!
Hidan:blah blah blah blah yada yada yada yada!!kill f**k ....kill more.....no f**king chicks....blah blah blah!!!

*writes notes to sasori and saya*
hidan:he made me imortal blah blah blah blah

Saya:*reads the note while the leader falls asleep*
Hidan:yada yada yada yada is gay blah blah blah blah

ps:watt does the note say?

want to go to the mall after school?
hidan:blah blah blah blah

Saya:*yells*OK!!
Hidan:damn it!! shu-
Pein:shut up my child!!
Saya:today is my B-day!
Deidara:FTW happy B-Day!
Everyone else:happy B-Day!
Saya:thank you all!*gives everyone an awesome necklace*

thanx!
pein:you can stop hidan the report was boring

Hidan:F**K YOU!!!!!
Saya:lol!

Pein:now all of people go to aiming practice
me:ok

ok

*throws a kunai*

my clan is excellent at this!!!*gets prefect hits*

*gets perfect hits too* this is easy

can you throw 100 kunai and get them to hit each other than go all around the target so they cant escape? nope! cuz only my clan can do that! LOL i'm typing with one finger

damn i can only do 90

hmph! I'll do it at 1,000,000!!! JK JK! 200 than *does that*

Pein:Back to class everybody!!

pein:we are learning about MoMoko
Me:WTF?

me:yeah!

Pein:she is a vampire and a part of the Hoshi clan
Me:why do i need do know this?

me:WE need to no this.
konan:ur turn Saya

Pein:saya is part wolf and she is good at aiming
Me:*writes*

Pein:she's very powerful and very short and bad tempered

Pein:she is also a very good friend to MoMoko

Saya:teehee!!^^ true that brotha!
Pein:I'm ur father
Konan:class just for chicks is next!
Pein:boys come with me

*goes with konan*

*goes with pein*
Me: sry I fell asleep in the genjutsu lesson.

Pein:you have to listen very carefull now, to make shure you do, my other bodys are waching you
Me: (damn, I even can't fall asleep now)
Pein: boys, now we ar learning........how sweet Konan is!!
Me (I should have seen that comming)
Pein: She's so sweet..blah..blah..blah..piercings on the nipples....blah..blah
Me: (I hate it when he does that...sh*t my miothogan is still activaded....hmmm, I think If I have enaugh chakra....)
Me: Mr. Pein, Sir?
Pein: what is it Julian?
*looks at Pein and get's him into genjutsu, Konan is standing infront of him, slowly she undressess, but suddenly her face turns into orochimaru's*
*while pein's other bodies try to get him out of the genjutsu, I teleport to the window of the girls class and take a look what sid and tiffany are dooing*

Konan:now we are going to be killing things every one find a deer kill it and bring it back
Me:yay!!!!

me:(wow..they have really more interesting lessions then me)

*looks for deer* hey i found one! *runs to catch and sucks it blood out and brings it back to konan*

Zetsu: GO BACK INTO CLASS YOUNG MAN
Zetsu: don't listen to him, pein's Konan is awesome class is really boring
Zetsu: NO HE HAS TO GO BACK INTO CLASS!
Zetsu: ok, ok....but don't blame me, if you have to write Konan is amazing a thousand times on the blackboard.

Me:(sh*t the gardener got me) Ok, I guess I have to go back
*goes in the boys class again, and pein is still in the genjutsu*
Me:sh*t I used too much chakra again*releases genjutsu*
Pein: *is shaking*...I think I know the reason again, why I never wnated Orochimaru in the Akatsuki...so class goes on. Konan...blah..blah.....

Me: phew, I was lucky he didn't notice

Saya:*sneaks into the boys class*teehee!daddy teach them bout sex ed!
Pein:OMG!!! NO!!!1
Saya:you have to teach them!
Pein:ok....
Saya:*goes back to girls class*
Konan:good job Saya! now i'll be teaching you bout how to show off boobs without being sluty!
Saya:WOooooooW didn't see that coming!

*blushes*
Me: s..sex class, I got no training for a situation like that, but it's better then Konan class.
Pein...ok..well..let's learn about the Pen*s, the size doesn't matter, because when they are hard, they all look the same...biger pen*ses don't get very much bigger when they are hard, because they can't hold as much blood, but little pen*ses can even get 6 times bigger....blah blah blah
Me: wow, I didn't know that pein knows so much about the d*ck. But I still can't wait until the next class,I hope it's biologic with Zetsu, or sports with Kisame, or Wood working with sasori, or finances with Kakuzu....but I hope it isn't happyness class with Tobi

Saya:(she can hear the boy class)OoO*jaw falls down*

zetzu: la la la~ im planting flowers!
everyone looks at zetzu
pein: omg ure planting zetzu!
deidara: lets get on with clay
tobi: im exhausted!
tobi:this is a rip off...
deidara: wat did u say!!!!!
and then deidara punches tobi then blows up the classroom