ok i want to have a yo mama contest!!!! (plz don't get mad at anyone cuz it's just a joke ok!)i don't care if it's bad or good i just thought it wood be funny!! i'll start off!

Yo Mama is so stupid she got hint by a parked car!

ok. heres mine. yo mama so dumb that she spent all night saying are 1 to r-2!

its a star wars joke.

well yo mama is so ugly when she went for a walk in the park people screamed"Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!! it's godzilla!!!"

yo mama so stupid that she went all the way over japan, got an unbrella, and jumped off a plane thinking it was a parashuit!!! :no effence:

wtf? ok....... yo mama is so fat when she took you to the beach the blue whales started to sing "we are family,even through ur fatter then me!" lol XD

i'm sorry if i affended you, i deserve anything you throw at me. yet i'm trying to find a new joke

it's ok!! but this is all a joke remember? i no you didn't mean it silly!!^^

yeah but all my other friends would actually start to get mad for no reason and i never want to loose you.

kawaii!! i want get mad ^^ we're not like that here in bakersfield!! well i think but you no wat i'll e-mail you something nice!

oh cool. well i email you a story. a ghost story. do you like reading, because its about a few pages long.

i luv reading!

yeah! but i only like to read comic books, because when i read them, i feel like i'm watching tv for some odd reason. lol

same here!!

yo mama is so gay she had my friend tim!! lol!! rolf!!XDDD

yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

well, you mama so black that when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent. ha!

yo mama so stupid she thew a rock at the ground... AND MISSED!!!

yo mama so hairy that they entered her in a dog show and won

yo mamas so skinny, she made an anorexic person look like jabba the hut!!!

yo mamas so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind

you mama is so fat, when she pass the TV screen you miss all 6 parts of star wars.

yo mama is so ugly when she looked out the window the cops arrested her for mooning!

yo mama so fat when she is on the beach she is the only one that gets a tan

yo mama so gassy that when she has chilli, she really raises the roof.

yo mama so ugly it takes 2 bags to cover her face

yo mama so ugly, that see looked like a cat that got ranover twice after getting shaved.(no effence to the cat lovers)

you'r mother is so fat When sher clmbs a mountan wearing a yellow coat, everyone is thinking "Sun is rising"

well, once again i ran out of mama jokes.

haha!

hmmmm it seems you ran out of them too.

....damn it!

no worries, that just proves that your human. but your a one of a kind. *hugs*

and cute too.

yo mama is so fat she's fatter than my friend!XD

i take that as a comment!

you really shouldn't

just kidding, yo mama is so f***in ugly that people mistake her for a whore.

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo!!!

Your mom is so ugly, even an elephant seal would be disgusted!

yo mama is so poor when i came to ur house and stepped on a ciggert(sp?) she said"who turned off the heater?"

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door!!

yo mama is so dumb she got locked in Costco and starved to death!

your mother f***ed your dad (not a joke, not funny but so phatetic that it is funny again)

yo mama is so skinny she could be Sakura's boob!!! lol XD

when your mother wears a grren suit everyone is calling: "Hi there Guy sensei!"

yo mama is so dumb when a bus full of white kids passed by she yelled "stop that twiny!"

well yo mama so stupid that when a bunch of white people ran down a mountain, she thought it was a avalanch and ran for her life. lol

yo mama so fat she lives in space

yo mama is so fat she uses asia as a tanning bed

yo mama so ugly that when a alien from space looked at her from the moon he deid of seeing her