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PostSubject: akatsuki randomness   Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:54 pm

hope u like it Sasori sat on his bed, a block of uncarved wood in his hand, a knife in his other. His red eyes were perfectly black as he stared straight ahead. Deidara hadn't spoken to him in two days, and it was driving the puppet master insane. He had always wished for some time away from the annoying bomber, but now that the brat wasn't speaking to him, Sasori was more irritable, sulky and angry.

The red head started as he heard his door creek open, and he looked over to see Juyce standing in the door, a sheepish grin on her tanned face, long black hair hanging around her thin face, brown eyes wide and nervous. “Sasori...”

“What is it?” Sasori snapped, placing the wood on the bedspread, getting to his feet and brushing the wrinkles out of his dark Akatsuki cloak. He looked at the dark haired girl, a frown clear on his face.

“It's Tsubaki...” Juyce whispered. Sasori's frown deepened. Juyce wasn't usually this quiet...Tsubaki must have done something awful for her to be whispering like she was.

“What did she do this time?” Sasori asked in a tired voice. Honestly, Tsubaki had to be one of the more annoying teens, with all of her pranks and antics.

“She set fire to one of your puppets.”

“What?! Again?!”

“Yes.”





“MWA-HA-HA-HA!” Tsubaki cackled, watching with insane blue eyes as the puppet in front of her burned down to ashes. Her blonde hair was tied back into a braid, showing all of her face as she laughed, arms up, reaching towards the sky, head thrown back.

She was standing in a clearing a small ways away from the base. A creek ran nearby, and she was burning the puppet on a large flat rock. The teen watched the flames with eager eyes. She didn't know where Juyce had gone, hopefully not for Sasori....

“TSUBAKI!”

Okay, scratch that hope.

Sasori ran up to the blonde teen, a furious look on his face. “What the fucking hell are you doing?!” the puppet master demanded. Tsubaki gave her a flash of her insane smile.

“I'm having a bonfire!” she said gleefully. Sasori growled at her, eyes flashing dangerously.

“What the hell were you thinking when you took my puppets to burn?!”

“I dunno,” Tsubaki said, the insane look fading from her face and a dull sleepy look coming over it. Her blue eyes had none of the crazy light they'd had moments before. Sasori inwardly groaned. She was doing it again...

Tsubaki had crazy mood swings, going from hyper to depressed to emotionally blank within a time span of five minutes or less. She easily confused people, going from cheerful to emo-y leave-alone-or-die. She had just had one such change, it seemed.

Needless to say, Sasori hated the girl's mood swings. He himself had no emotion, and here was a girl, expressing a full range of them in less than ten minutes. Dealing with the insane teen was exhausting.

Especially when she was being destructive, as she was now.

“You can't burn my puppets,” Sasori continued angrily, glaring at the teen. Tsubaki could always make him even angrier than he had been, and his worry about Deidara didn't make it any better.

“But I was cold!” Tsubaki protested. She was switching moods again, going into cute and sweet. Sasori gave her a frank look, inwardly rejoicing that he was at least slightly taller than the crazy blonde girl. It gave him an advantage, at least with fear.

“Tsubaki, when you're cold, you put on a sweater,” Sasori hissed out through clenched teeth, hands curled up into fists.

“Then that's what I'll do next time,” Tsubaki said, turning on her big puppy eyes as she looked at Sasori, who merely glared back at her. Silence for a moment, then...”I'm hungry.”

Sasori walked over to the nearest tree and began slamming in head into it.





“Tsubaki, we can't use the stove since Dei set it on fire,” Juyce informed the older girl. Sasori flinched at the mention of the blonde, and he felt an aching in his heart as he thought of him.

They were standing in the kitchen, Juyce and Tsubaki there because they were hungry, and Sasori to make sure the two girls didn't blow something else up this time.

He shuddered at the memory of their first attempt at cooking, which had been nearly as bad as Deidara's and Dayna's.

“How about the microwave?” Tsubaki asked cheerfully, smiling at her friend. Juyce gave her a rank look before speaking.

“You blew that up when you tried to microwave one of Sasori's puppets.”

Tsubaki had taken to destroying Sasori's puppets in rather...interesting ways. She had put his favorite puppet through a blender, flooded Hiruko, burned at least five of them, microwaved one, left one in the sun too long, sent another over a waterfall, given one to an enraged Hidan...the list went on and on. The rest of the Akatsuki had set up a betting system on how many puppets the blonde would destroy before Sasori snapped and tried to kill her.

So far, Kakuzu was winning.

Sasori frown as Tsubaki walked over to the fridge and pulled out a box of dango. His eyebrows snapped together. “Hold it. Whose dango is that?” he asked.

Tsubaki squinted at the box, twisting it as to better see the handwriting on the lid. “It's Deidara's,” she said after a moment.

"Put it back."

“No. I want it.”

“Put it back, Tsubaki,”

“No...I don't want to...” Tsubaki whined, clutching the box to her chest and whimpering. Juyce simply pulled out a piece of fruit and walked off with that, leaving Sasori to deal with Tsubaki on his own.

Sasori threw his hands up in the air. Arguing with Tsubaki was pointless; she knew as well as he did that even if Sasori refused and made the girl put it back, she'd just get it out right away again.

“You can deal with Deidara then” he hissed, following Juyce out of the kitchen, leaving the blonde to cackle manically after him as she tore the lid of the box off.






“Juyce, where's the rest of my wood?” Sasori demanded of the girl, who flashed him a bored look. She was sitting on a couch in the living room, and Sasori had discovered that much of his wood was missing. Of course, he instantly knew that Juyce must have something to do with it. She always did.

“Oh...you mean all that shiny wood?” Juyce asked, eyes wide as she looked up at Sasori. The red head growled at her before nodding. “Usagi told me to get some stuff for her dogs to chew on.”

“So you gave her my high quality wood?!”

“Yep!”

“You're as bad as...” Sasori's voice trailed off, and a sad look came over his features.

“I'm as bad as who?” Juyce asked, tilting her head to the side.

“Deidara....”

Juyce studied him in silence for a moment, pursing her lips as she thought. Sasori's red eyes were kinda...sad, and blank. It clicked suddenly, and a smile lit up her face.

“Sasori, are you upset that Deidara's isn't speaking to you?” she asked, grinning widely up at the startled red head. Sasori was suddenly very thankful he no longer had the ability to blush.






“Sasori, please come deal with Tsubaki,” a haggard Kisame said, peering around the puppet master's bedroom door. Sasori was lying on his bed, staring blankly at the ceiling.

At Kisame's words, he groaned and drew one arm over her face. “What did she do this time?” he asked, shutting his eyes for a moment.

“Well, Deidara found out she ate his dango, so now they're fighting and about to blow up the living room,” Kisame reeled off. Sasori frowned, arm still covering his closed eyes. Deidara was still mad at him; trying to calm the blonde down probably wouldn't work....

“Can someone else deal with it?” he asked.

“Well...no. Deidara only listens to you.”

“But he's kinda mad at me right now,” Sasori protested weakly.

Kisame raised an eyebrow. Sasori usually didn't care if Deidara didn't speak to him; he was forever yelling at the blonde to shut up so he could have some peace.

“Well, there's also something else,” Kisame muttered, looking away.

“What is it?”

“Tsubaki got into Hidan's beer.”

"Please tell me you're kidding."





“Don't you have an alcohol tolerance at all, un?” Deidara screeched at Tsubaki, who had an nutty look on her face and was swaying where she stood.

“No...I noes has tolerance....” she hiccuped. Sasori chose that moment to enter the room. “Hi, pretty person!” Tsubaki yelled, walking over to the red head, her whole body swaying, then with a crash she fell to her side, right in front of the confused red head. “Owie..that-hic-hurt....”

"She has to be joking, un..."

“How many did she drink?!” Sasori demanded of Deidara, momentarily forgetting that the blonde was mad at him. "Three? Four? Nine?!"

“One, un.”

“WHAT?! Then why is she that drunk?!”

“...I'm not sure, un.”

“Hey....pwetty bwondie....I ask you something, kay?” Tsubaki said, blearily rubbing at her eyes as she got to her feet.

“...Yes, un?”

“Do you like mister grouchy here?” she asked, pointing at Sasori. Deidara and Sasori's eyes widened in shock as they stared.

They had no idea how to respond, and simply stared at each other, forgetting all about Tsubaki. Deidara felt a blush rise up and over his cheeks, and Sasori was fighting an inner war with himself, finally realizing why he was so upset the blonde wasn't speaking to him.

Well, they did like each other, but there wouldn't tell each other that, much less a drunk psycho.

“I'll take that as a yes then,” Tsubaki decided, then looped one hand around Deidara's next, and the other around Sasori's.

She then pushed them together, and their lips met as Tsubaki began cackling insanely and Itachi and Kisame walked into the room.
And then Sasori hugs ArtIsABang75.
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:13 pm

lol!! i have to show you mine but you took my topic name
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:32 pm

oops
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:43 pm

hehe...he..i no...
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:12 pm

this is my favorite sentence: And then Sasori hugs ArtIsABang75.
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Mon May 11, 2009 3:55 pm

wat happens next? write woman
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Mon May 11, 2009 5:16 pm

ok
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Sat May 16, 2009 2:53 pm

well......... write more!!! am i in the story?
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Sat May 16, 2009 4:36 pm

maybe
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Sat May 16, 2009 5:02 pm

I hope that chainsaws appear in the next chapter
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Sat May 16, 2009 7:15 pm

and i can kill someone with it? NO WAY
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Sun May 17, 2009 8:31 am

i will make it short cuz it takes along time to type
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Sun May 17, 2009 3:18 pm

ok! when are u going to type it in?
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Mon May 18, 2009 10:23 am

about stuffed chainsaws?
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Mon May 18, 2009 6:53 pm

i am 2 lazy
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Mon May 25, 2009 5:56 pm

well just make up something without stuffed chainsaws
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Tue May 26, 2009 4:26 pm

i am still 2 lazy
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Fri May 29, 2009 9:21 pm

aw come on tiffany!
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Sat May 30, 2009 4:27 pm

u continue it
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:19 pm

you do!
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:25 pm

julian u continue it!
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PostSubject: Re: akatsuki randomness   Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:56 pm

Really nice! Great story
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