Ninja School

um...sid?
what ar you dooing in the boys bathroom???

yay vampires r immortal

Look what I found: crossess, Garlic, Holy water..oh and wat is this? daylight in a bottle?
and by the way.... isn't it bad that you can't see yourself in a mirror?



Shadow: GO AWY WITH THOSE THINGS!!!!!

go away julian!

*evil grin*
I don't really think that those things can harm a vampire.....maybe I should trie.....no just a joke *burnes the vampire slayer equipment

*reads* its ok to be near me with those things i read that it was just a few legends

I KNEW IT!.....vampires are so interesting to study, they are very simular to shadow.

how?

yukari: *cries* i dont like garlic! it makes my eyes watery!!!!!

Saya:aren't we still in the boys' bathroom?I mean we never left

*goes back to library*

umm...sry guys I have to go to the Weaponjutsu class



Kisame: ok, first we learned how to control light weapons
Hidan: yeah and beacuse of Julian everythig was cut into bits
Kisame: yea, and i thought a IRON DOJO would be impossible to rip into peaces!
Hidan: don't worry it's out of obsidian now.
Me: sorry, but my two friends here are a littlebit sharp.

Kisame: now we're learning how to control a BIG weapon with special skills, like my sword.
Me: wich one shoud I take?
Kisame: what do you have?
Me: well I summon my big weapons, I have: a dark runesword, the soulseeker, the doom blade, the infused Katana, and the blade of hate.

Kisame:....wow...well let's take the soulseeker
Me: ok *summons it*
Kisame: the last time you learned how to fight with a heavy weapon too right?
Hidan: yeah I teached him
Kisame: good, then let's test the blade on hidan
Hidan: WHAT?!
Kisame :you can't die remember?
Hidan: oh

Me: sucks Hidan's soul out painfully and slow.
Hidan: ghaaaa, I wanna die I wanna die, I wanna die!
*hidan's body is faling on the floor*
Hidan's soul: lemme out of here before I ]¢[“¢¢∆©ª you'r {}©ªΩ©®Ω little |Ω|∑¢©†©≠Ωƒ.....¨∫‚ƒ¨‚¨⁄Ω©∫!!!!!

Kisame: what can you do now?
Me: Soul...BLAST!
Kisame: wait noo!
*a blast out of collected souls destroyes the dojo, but gives hidan his soul back.*

Kisame:*makes dojo out of diamonds*
Hidan:so wat r your f***ing weapons MoMoko?
Me:my teeth,stone sword,and 2 fans
Kisame:teeth?how are they weapons?
Me:i am a vampire so they r razor sharp and coated with poison (poison doesn't ruin my teeth and poison me)
Kisame:o

*licks hidan's blood from my soulseeker, then it dissapears*
Me: hidan and kisame sensei?
Hidan & Kisame: what?
Me: can I becvcome a teacher too? just for the weapon class, cause I never use taijutsu, and rarely use ninjutsu, by the way I only know one Jutsu, but I still have my shadows.
Hidan: remembers me on that Shikamaru kid
Me: but they haven't the same effect, the boys shadows can merge with you'r shadow and paralizyze you, mine can form into anything and only pierce you.
Kisame: If you want to become a teacher you have to beat one of you'r teachers in battle first.
Me: then I want to battle you, cause Hidan is nearly impossible to beat.
Kisame: then let it begin *tries to suck out my chakra*
Me:*activates Iya myothogan and recovers the chacra*
Kisame: *tries to hit me with his balde*
Me: I block with shadows and jump, then I start a counter attack with my katanas, two long rips appearing in Kisame's arms a few seconds after the Katanas touched them*
Kisame: sh*t *places his sword on my shoulder and puls it back (like he did with Asuma)
Me: hehe
Kisame: what the?! can't move my arms!
Me: I sliced through important muscles in you'r arm, give up now and let me be a teacher too
Kisame: I won't loose to a little sh*t like you! *tries to kick me*
Me: *doges* you don't even kick half as good as tiffany does
Kisame: ok, ok you are a new weapon jutsu teacher now..can you fix my arms now?
Me: do you want me to fix them up with my shadows painfully and slow, or do you want that Kakuzu help you?
Kisame: I think I'll got to Kakuzu
Me: can I teach tiffany something now?
Kisame: if she wants

Me/MoMoko:u can teach me
Kisame:don't start sucking his blood
Me/MoMoko:shut up u f***ing @$$ sushi now i want to suck it
Kisame:oops

don't worry, thanks to shadow she can't infect me with vampirism, and I haven't aids....wait a sec what happenes when a vampire scks the blood of someone who has aids?

well, then let's start with you'r training.
first fill you'r fans with chakra, that they feel like parts of you.

ooo teach me, too!!!!! *gets a humongus giant sword that weighs REALLY heavy* this is heavy!!!!!hey, julian, can i be a teacher,too???? me and tiffany? *then kisame pops into the room* kisame: you have to beat julian over here. yukari: ok! *then i lean forward because of the heavy sword* whoa! *then the sword slams into julians shoulder* oops.... then runs fast to his neck and gets out a simple kunai knife its over.......... almost slices his head when kisame pops in again i think i git too carried away.... sorry kisme... am i a teacher? kisame:yes but dont slice his head off, ok? yukari:ok!!! yay! kisame: and one more thing, dont suck the blood, tiff and yukari.. yukari:aw... i least i could get the poison..... *stares* ...............fine.

Me/MoMoko:ok wat agout my sword and teeth?
Kisame:.................................................
Hidan:dramatic pause ^o^

-.-.......next time smash the bones of hidan
well....tiff do you wanna learn from me or ArtisaBang99 (I have a bad name memory)
in my lessions you learn to control the speed of your weapons

yours i like fast stuff

ok! ^^ i dont mind and its yukari, julian....... sheesh....can i help?

and mine is momoko

i think he already remembers... he calls you tiff...... you can call me hannah if you want julian... can i help with the lesson? since you call her tiff....

he is gone 4 2 days

ok you can help....well it's very important to FEEL THE WEAPON AS A PART OF YOURSELF, then you can even lift heavy weapons and be fast even when they are hammers, for the training it would be good if you take your fans and concentrate some chakra into them, untill they feel like your own hands...well...and...well..yes thats it, try it and when you feel it then try to cut hidan into peaces as fast as you can.

now comes your part hannah, try to catch hidan, I'm sure he won't do it at his free will

i think i can beat hidan *takes my sword and cuts off his head* i'm done ^ ^

Saya:I have a stone sword....*twitchs eye*

cool

well...I only can tech you to fight better with light but big weapons, not with heavy, oh and I can teach you to fight with whips and small weapons

................mine is better

Me: where is fish stick??
pein: wat?
me: FISHY STICK IS WHERE??
*kisame comes in*
kisame: did u just call me a fish stick?!?!?!?!
*me dissapear*
deidara: lol fishstick

that was random....

me: XD....my fellow wepon teacher has already anickname XD
Kisame: grrrrr
Deidara: I've heared the childs are calling you black eye behind ur back XD
Me: *touches black eye* hmpf.

first lession: to be fast you have to cut through the air, even without wind chakra, when I let this paper fall, you have to slice through it perfectly ....GO!
*let's paper fall*

*does suicide and becomes a hollow(vesto lorde)* *pulls off mask and becomes arrancar* yay i use the way to kill a vampire now i am a arrancar!

wtf?

*I walk in*
"hi im the new kid"
everyone eles is looking at me like im a freak-
Me-"what? oh it because im 12 isent it -.-"

*shuffles over and sit near front*
*raises hand* "umm teacher, can i have somebooks to sit on" *peers over desk thats over over head*
*looks to the left and right*
(umm whos to my left and right?)

*gives him note that says: dont double post*

(XD sorry the forum was dead at the moment)

hi

Hell- oh.....I'm Julian teacher for light and fast weapons....if you wish to learn how to backstab, use stealth, and the shadowy arts of weapon jutsu you are at the right place...or you can ask hannah to teach you how to use...hmpf...heavy weapons.

and also WHERE THE HECK IS SUH/hannah????

I think they think this forum is dead..it was but I hope that my try to bring it to life again will work

i tell u suh moved schools clays still here but i miss suh