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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Sun May 24, 2009 2:52 pm

um...sid?
what ar you dooing in the boys bathroom???
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Tue May 26, 2009 4:28 pm

yay vampires r immortal
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Wed May 27, 2009 1:39 pm

Look what I found: crossess, Garlic, Holy water..oh and wat is this? daylight in a bottle?
and by the way.... isn't it bad that you can't see yourself in a mirror?



Shadow: GO AWY WITH THOSE THINGS!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Wed May 27, 2009 6:14 pm

go away julian!
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Thu May 28, 2009 8:24 am

*evil grin*
I don't really think that those things can harm a vampire.....maybe I should trie.....no just a joke *burnes the vampire slayer equipment
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Thu May 28, 2009 4:40 pm

*reads* its ok to be near me with those things i read that it was just a few legends
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Fri May 29, 2009 9:59 am

I KNEW IT!.....vampires are so interesting to study, they are very simular to shadow.
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Fri May 29, 2009 6:07 pm

how?
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Fri May 29, 2009 9:35 pm

yukari: *cries* i dont like garlic! it makes my eyes watery!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Sat May 30, 2009 10:46 am

Saya:aren't we still in the boys' bathroom?I mean we never left
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Sat May 30, 2009 4:28 pm

*goes back to library*
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Sun May 31, 2009 3:50 am

umm...sry guys I have to go to the Weaponjutsu class



Kisame: ok, first we learned how to control light weapons
Hidan: yeah and beacuse of Julian everythig was cut into bits
Kisame: yea, and i thought a IRON DOJO would be impossible to rip into peaces!
Hidan: don't worry it's out of obsidian now.
Me: sorry, but my two friends here are a littlebit sharp.

Kisame: now we're learning how to control a BIG weapon with special skills, like my sword.
Me: wich one shoud I take?
Kisame: what do you have?
Me: well I summon my big weapons, I have: a dark runesword, the soulseeker, the doom blade, the infused Katana, and the blade of hate.

Kisame:....wow...well let's take the soulseeker
Me: ok *summons it*
Kisame: the last time you learned how to fight with a heavy weapon too right?
Hidan: yeah I teached him
Kisame: good, then let's test the blade on hidan
Hidan: WHAT?!
Kisame :you can't die remember?
Hidan: oh

Me: sucks Hidan's soul out painfully and slow.
Hidan: ghaaaa, I wanna die I wanna die, I wanna die!
*hidan's body is faling on the floor*
Hidan's soul: lemme out of here before I ]¢[“¢¢∆©ª you'r {}©ªΩ©®Ω little |Ω|∑¢©†©≠Ωƒ.....¨∫‚ƒ¨‚¨⁄Ω©∫!!!!!

Kisame: what can you do now?
Me: Soul...BLAST!
Kisame: wait noo!
*a blast out of collected souls destroyes the dojo, but gives hidan his soul back.*
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Sun May 31, 2009 12:18 pm

Kisame:*makes dojo out of diamonds*
Hidan:so wat r your f***ing weapons MoMoko?
Me:my teeth,stone sword,and 2 fans
Kisame:teeth?how are they weapons?
Me:i am a vampire so they r razor sharp and coated with poison (poison doesn't ruin my teeth and poison me)
Kisame:o
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Sun May 31, 2009 2:57 pm

*licks hidan's blood from my soulseeker, then it dissapears*
Me: hidan and kisame sensei?
Hidan & Kisame: what?
Me: can I becvcome a teacher too? just for the weapon class, cause I never use taijutsu, and rarely use ninjutsu, by the way I only know one Jutsu, but I still have my shadows.
Hidan: remembers me on that Shikamaru kid
Me: but they haven't the same effect, the boys shadows can merge with you'r shadow and paralizyze you, mine can form into anything and only pierce you.
Kisame: If you want to become a teacher you have to beat one of you'r teachers in battle first.
Me: then I want to battle you, cause Hidan is nearly impossible to beat.
Kisame: then let it begin *tries to suck out my chakra*
Me:*activates Iya myothogan and recovers the chacra*
Kisame: *tries to hit me with his balde*
Me: I block with shadows and jump, then I start a counter attack with my katanas, two long rips appearing in Kisame's arms a few seconds after the Katanas touched them*
Kisame: sh*t *places his sword on my shoulder and puls it back (like he did with Asuma)
Me: hehe
Kisame: what the?! can't move my arms!
Me: I sliced through important muscles in you'r arm, give up now and let me be a teacher too
Kisame: I won't loose to a little sh*t like you! *tries to kick me*
Me: *doges* you don't even kick half as good as tiffany does
Kisame: ok, ok you are a new weapon jutsu teacher now..can you fix my arms now?
Me: do you want me to fix them up with my shadows painfully and slow, or do you want that Kakuzu help you?
Kisame: I think I'll got to Kakuzu
Me: can I teach tiffany something now?
Kisame: if she wants
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:11 pm

Me/MoMoko:u can teach me
Kisame:don't start sucking his blood
Me/MoMoko:shut up u f***ing @$$ sushi now i want to suck it
Kisame:oops
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:19 am

don't worry, thanks to shadow she can't infect me with vampirism, and I haven't aids....wait a sec what happenes when a vampire scks the blood of someone who has aids?

well, then let's start with you'r training.
first fill you'r fans with chakra, that they feel like parts of you.
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Thu Jun 11, 2009 1:36 pm

ooo teach me, too!!!!! *gets a humongus giant sword that weighs REALLY heavy* this is heavy!!!!!hey, julian, can i be a teacher,too???? me and tiffany? *then kisame pops into the room* kisame: you have to beat julian over here. yukari: ok! *then i lean forward because of the heavy sword* whoa! *then the sword slams into julians shoulder* oops.... then runs fast to his neck and gets out a simple kunai knife its over.......... almost slices his head when kisame pops in again i think i git too carried away.... sorry kisme... am i a teacher? kisame:yes but dont slice his head off, ok? yukari:ok!!! yay! kisame: and one more thing, dont suck the blood, tiff and yukari.. yukari:aw... i least i could get the poison..... *stares* ...............fine.
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:57 pm

Me/MoMoko:ok wat agout my sword and teeth?
Kisame:.................................................
Hidan:dramatic pause ^o^
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:44 am

-.-.......next time smash the bones of hidan
well....tiff do you wanna learn from me or ArtisaBang99 (I have a bad name memory)
in my lessions you learn to control the speed of your weapons
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Fri Jun 12, 2009 8:15 am

yours i like fast stuff
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:41 am

ok! ^^ i dont mind and its yukari, julian....... sheesh....can i help?
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:33 pm

and mine is momoko
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Fri Jun 12, 2009 3:04 pm

i think he already remembers... he calls you tiff...... you can call me hannah if you want julian... can i help with the lesson? Embarassed since you call her tiff....
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Fri Jun 12, 2009 5:19 pm

he is gone 4 2 days
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:46 am

ok you can help....well it's very important to FEEL THE WEAPON AS A PART OF YOURSELF, then you can even lift heavy weapons and be fast even when they are hammers, for the training it would be good if you take your fans and concentrate some chakra into them, untill they feel like your own hands...well...and...well..yes thats it, try it and when you feel it then try to cut hidan into peaces as fast as you can.

now comes your part hannah, try to catch hidan, I'm sure he won't do it at his free will
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:57 pm

i think i can beat hidan *takes my sword and cuts off his head* i'm done ^ ^
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:12 pm

Saya:I have a stone sword....*twitchs eye*
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:40 am

cool
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:15 am

well...I only can tech you to fight better with light but big weapons, not with heavy, oh and I can teach you to fight with whips and small weapons
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:30 am

................mine is better
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Tue Jul 07, 2009 10:06 pm

Me: where is fish stick??
pein: wat?
me: FISHY STICK IS WHERE??
*kisame comes in*
kisame: did u just call me a fish stick?!?!?!?!
*me dissapear*
deidara: lol fishstick
Razz Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:06 pm

that was random....
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:41 pm

me: XD....my fellow wepon teacher has already anickname XD
Kisame: grrrrr
Deidara: I've heared the childs are calling you black eye behind ur back XD
Me: *touches black eye* hmpf.

first lession: to be fast you have to cut through the air, even without wind chakra, when I let this paper fall, you have to slice through it perfectly ....GO!
*let's paper fall*
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:49 pm

*does suicide and becomes a hollow(vesto lorde)* *pulls off mask and becomes arrancar* yay i use the way to kill a vampire now i am a arrancar!
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:31 am

Twisted Evil Embarassed Neutral Tobi kakuzu Hidan Sasori hidan 2 Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Sasori Twisted Evil Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Twisted Evil Neutral Twisted Evil Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Neutral Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Tobi Tobi Tobi Tobi Tobi Tobi Tobi kakuzu kakuzu kakuzu Hidan Hidan Hidan Hidan kakuzu kakuzu kakuzu Hidan kakuzu Tobi kakuzu Hidan hidan 2 hidan 2 hidan 2 hidan 2 hidan 2 hidan 2 hidan 2 hidan 2 hidan 2 hidan 2 Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Sharingan Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Embarassed Neutral Tobi Hidan Sharingan hidan 2
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:34 pm

wtf?
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:54 pm

*I walk in*
"hi im the new kid"
everyone eles is looking at me like im a freak-
Me-"what? oh it because im 12 isent it -.-"
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:21 pm

*shuffles over and sit near front*
*raises hand* "umm teacher, can i have somebooks to sit on" *peers over desk thats over over head*
*looks to the left and right*
(umm whos to my left and right?)
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:15 pm

*gives him note that says: dont double post*
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:41 pm

(XD sorry the forum was dead at the moment)
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:50 pm

hi
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Thu Apr 01, 2010 3:52 pm

Hell- oh.....I'm Julian teacher for light and fast weapons....if you wish to learn how to backstab, use stealth, and the shadowy arts of weapon jutsu you are at the right place...or you can ask hannah to teach you how to use...hmpf...heavy weapons.
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:21 pm

and also WHERE THE HECK IS SUH/hannah????
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:16 am

I think they think this forum is dead..it was but I hope that my try to bring it to life again will work
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PostSubject: Re: Ninja School   Wed Apr 14, 2010 3:15 pm

i tell u suh moved schools clays still here but i miss suh
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