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Akatsuki_Wolf
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PostSubject: yo mama contest   Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:33 pm

ok i want to have a yo mama contest!!!! Razz (plz don't get mad at anyone cuz it's just a joke ok!)i don't care if it's bad or good i just thought it wood be funny!! i'll start off! rabbit

Yo Mama is so stupid she got hint by a parked car! tongue
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:54 am

ok. heres mine. yo mama so dumb that she spent all night saying are 1 to r-2!

its a star wars joke.
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:51 pm

well yo mama is so ugly when she went for a walk in the park people screamed"Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!! it's godzilla!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:33 pm

yo mama so stupid that she went all the way over japan, got an unbrella, and jumped off a plane thinking it was a parashuit!!! :no effence:
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:22 pm

wtf? ok....... yo mama is so fat when she took you to the beach the blue whales started to sing "we are family,even through ur fatter then me!" lol XD
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:43 pm

i'm sorry if i affended you, i deserve anything you throw at me. yet i'm trying to find a new joke study
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:45 pm

it's ok!! but this is all a joke remember? i no you didn't mean it silly!!^^
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:53 pm

yeah but all my other friends would actually start to get mad for no reason and i never want to loose you.
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:56 pm

kawaii!! i want get mad ^^ we're not like that here in bakersfield!! well i think but you no wat i'll e-mail you something nice!
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:26 pm

oh cool. well i email you a story. a ghost story. do you like reading, because its about a few pages long.
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:52 pm

i luv reading!
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:49 pm

yeah! but i only like to read comic books, because when i read them, i feel like i'm watching tv for some odd reason. lol
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:18 pm

same here!!

yo mama is so gay she had my friend tim!! lol!! rolf!!XDDD
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:41 am

yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:33 pm

well, you mama so black that when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent. ha! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:50 pm

yo mama so stupid she thew a rock at the ground... AND MISSED!!!
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:52 pm

yo mama so hairy that they entered her in a dog show and won
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:15 pm

yo mamas so skinny, she made an anorexic person look like jabba the hut!!!
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:16 pm

yo mamas so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:36 am

you mama is so fat, when she pass the TV screen you miss all 6 parts of star wars.
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:26 am

yo mama is so ugly when she looked out the window the cops arrested her for mooning!
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:49 pm

yo mama so fat when she is on the beach she is the only one that gets a tan
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:37 pm

yo mama so gassy that when she has chilli, she really raises the roof.
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:30 am

yo mama so ugly it takes 2 bags to cover her face
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:26 pm

yo mama so ugly, that see looked like a cat that got ranover twice after getting shaved.(no effence to the cat lovers)
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:30 pm

you'r mother is so fat When sher clmbs a mountan wearing a yellow coat, everyone is thinking "Sun is rising"
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:31 pm

well, once again i ran out of mama jokes.
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:34 pm

haha!
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:42 pm

hmmmm it seems you ran out of them too.
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:46 pm

....damn it!
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:48 pm

no worries, that just proves that your human. Very Happy but your a one of a kind. *hugs*
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:54 pm

tongue
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:02 pm

Wink and cute too.
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:40 pm

yo mama is so fat she's fatter than my friend!XD
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:57 pm

i take that as a comment!
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:36 pm

you really shouldn't
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:38 pm

just kidding, yo mama is so f***in ugly that people mistake her for a whore.
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:56 pm

Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo!!!
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:00 pm

Your mom is so ugly, even an elephant seal would be disgusted! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:37 pm

yo mama is so poor when i came to ur house and stepped on a ciggert(sp?) she said"who turned off the heater?"
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:35 pm

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door!!
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:51 pm

yo mama is so dumb she got locked in Costco and starved to death!
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:45 am

your mother f***ed your dad (not a joke, not funny but so phatetic that it is funny again)
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:27 pm

yo mama is so skinny she could be Sakura's boob!!! lol XD
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:31 pm

when your mother wears a grren suit everyone is calling: "Hi there Guy sensei!"
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:17 pm

yo mama is so dumb when a bus full of white kids passed by she yelled "stop that twiny!"
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:23 pm

well yo mama so stupid that when a bunch of white people ran down a mountain, she thought it was a avalanch and ran for her life. lol
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:32 pm

yo mama so fat she lives in space
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:12 am

yo mama is so fat she uses asia as a tanning bed
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PostSubject: Re: yo mama contest   Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:28 pm

yo mama so ugly that when a alien from space looked at her from the moon he deid of seeing her
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