| | yo mama contest |  |
|
+7twistedmindedakatsuki Julian_Uchiha Nelos Lesios anonymous_akatsuki Luna 928 painxkonan Akatsuki_Wolf 11 posters |
|
| Author | Message |
|---|
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
 Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| Subject: yo mama contest  Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:33 pm | |
| ok i want to have a yo mama contest!!!!  (plz don't get mad at anyone cuz it's just a joke ok!)i don't care if it's bad or good i just thought it wood be funny!! i'll start off!  Yo Mama is so stupid she got hint by a parked car!  | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
 Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:54 am | |
| ok. heres mine. yo mama so dumb that she spent all night saying are 1 to r-2!
its a star wars joke. | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:51 pm | |
| well yo mama is so ugly when she went for a walk in the park people screamed"Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!! it's godzilla!!!" | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:33 pm | |
| yo mama so stupid that she went all the way over japan, got an unbrella, and jumped off a plane thinking it was a parashuit!!! :no effence: | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:22 pm | |
| wtf? ok....... yo mama is so fat when she took you to the beach the blue whales started to sing "we are family,even through ur fatter then me!" lol XD | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:43 pm | |
| i'm sorry if i affended you, i deserve anything you throw at me. yet i'm trying to find a new joke  | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:45 pm | |
| it's ok!! but this is all a joke remember? i no you didn't mean it silly!!^^ | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:53 pm | |
| yeah but all my other friends would actually start to get mad for no reason and i never want to loose you. | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sun Dec 14, 2008 1:56 pm | |
| kawaii!! i want get mad ^^ we're not like that here in bakersfield!! well i think but you no wat i'll e-mail you something nice! | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sun Dec 14, 2008 2:26 pm | |
| oh cool. well i email you a story. a ghost story. do you like reading, because its about a few pages long. | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Mon Dec 15, 2008 4:52 pm | |
| | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:49 pm | |
| yeah! but i only like to read comic books, because when i read them, i feel like i'm watching tv for some odd reason. lol | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:18 pm | |
| same here!!
yo mama is so gay she had my friend tim!! lol!! rolf!!XDDD | |
|
| | |
Luna 928
Akatsuki Freshman
Number of posts : 260
Age : 29
Location : somewhere near a waterfall
Registration date : 2008-02-18
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Fri Dec 19, 2008 10:41 am | |
| yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:33 pm | |
| well, you mama so black that when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent. ha!  | |
|
| | |
anonymous_akatsuki
Akatsuki Traine
Number of posts : 499
Age : 29
Location : Wherever you think I am.
Registration date : 2008-04-26
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:50 pm | |
| yo mama so stupid she thew a rock at the ground... AND MISSED!!! | |
|
| | |
Nelos Lesios
Akatsuki Traine
Number of posts : 615
Age : 32
Location : Wandering
Registration date : 2007-12-02
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:52 pm | |
| yo mama so hairy that they entered her in a dog show and won | |
|
| | |
anonymous_akatsuki
Akatsuki Traine
Number of posts : 499
Age : 29
Location : Wherever you think I am.
Registration date : 2008-04-26
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:15 pm | |
| yo mamas so skinny, she made an anorexic person look like jabba the hut!!! | |
|
| | |
Nelos Lesios
Akatsuki Traine
Number of posts : 615
Age : 32
Location : Wandering
Registration date : 2007-12-02
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:16 pm | |
| yo mamas so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind | |
|
| | |
Julian_Uchiha
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 932
Age : 29
Location : somewhere in the darkness
Registration date : 2008-12-19
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sun Dec 21, 2008 9:36 am | |
| you mama is so fat, when she pass the TV screen you miss all 6 parts of star wars. | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sun Dec 21, 2008 11:26 am | |
| yo mama is so ugly when she looked out the window the cops arrested her for mooning! | |
|
| | |
Nelos Lesios
Akatsuki Traine
Number of posts : 615
Age : 32
Location : Wandering
Registration date : 2007-12-02
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:49 pm | |
| yo mama so fat when she is on the beach she is the only one that gets a tan | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:37 pm | |
| yo mama so gassy that when she has chilli, she really raises the roof. | |
|
| | |
Nelos Lesios
Akatsuki Traine
Number of posts : 615
Age : 32
Location : Wandering
Registration date : 2007-12-02
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Mon Dec 22, 2008 9:30 am | |
| yo mama so ugly it takes 2 bags to cover her face | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:26 pm | |
| yo mama so ugly, that see looked like a cat that got ranover twice after getting shaved.(no effence to the cat lovers) | |
|
| | |
Julian_Uchiha
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 932
Age : 29
Location : somewhere in the darkness
Registration date : 2008-12-19
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 23, 2008 12:30 pm | |
| you'r mother is so fat When sher clmbs a mountan wearing a yellow coat, everyone is thinking "Sun is rising" | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:31 pm | |
| well, once again i ran out of mama jokes. | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:34 pm | |
| | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:42 pm | |
| hmmmm it seems you ran out of them too. | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:46 pm | |
| | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:48 pm | |
| no worries, that just proves that your human.  but your a one of a kind. *hugs* | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:54 pm | |
| | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:02 pm | |
|  and cute too. | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:40 pm | |
| yo mama is so fat she's fatter than my friend!XD | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:57 pm | |
| i take that as a comment! | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:36 pm | |
| | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:38 pm | |
| just kidding, yo mama is so f***in ugly that people mistake her for a whore. | |
|
| | |
anonymous_akatsuki
Akatsuki Traine
Number of posts : 499
Age : 29
Location : Wherever you think I am.
Registration date : 2008-04-26
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:56 pm | |
| Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo!!! | |
|
| | |
twistedmindedakatsuki
Akatsuki Freshman
Number of posts : 244
Age : 29
Location : Chocolate Hills, Cakeland
Registration date : 2008-05-09
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:00 pm | |
| Your mom is so ugly, even an elephant seal would be disgusted! | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:37 pm | |
| yo mama is so poor when i came to ur house and stepped on a ciggert(sp?) she said"who turned off the heater?" | |
|
| | |
anonymous_akatsuki
Akatsuki Traine
Number of posts : 499
Age : 29
Location : Wherever you think I am.
Registration date : 2008-04-26
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Wed Dec 24, 2008 12:35 pm | |
| Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door!! | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:51 pm | |
| yo mama is so dumb she got locked in Costco and starved to death! | |
|
| | |
Julian_Uchiha
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 932
Age : 29
Location : somewhere in the darkness
Registration date : 2008-12-19
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:45 am | |
| your mother f***ed your dad (not a joke, not funny but so phatetic that it is funny again) | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:27 pm | |
| yo mama is so skinny she could be Sakura's boob!!! lol XD | |
|
| | |
Julian_Uchiha
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 932
Age : 29
Location : somewhere in the darkness
Registration date : 2008-12-19
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:31 pm | |
| when your mother wears a grren suit everyone is calling: "Hi there Guy sensei!" | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:17 pm | |
| yo mama is so dumb when a bus full of white kids passed by she yelled "stop that twiny!" | |
|
| | |
painxkonan
Akatsuki mission specialist
Number of posts : 808
Age : 29
Location : the forgoten village
Registration date : 2008-11-23
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:23 pm | |
| well yo mama so stupid that when a bunch of white people ran down a mountain, she thought it was a avalanch and ran for her life. lol | |
|
| | |
ArtIsABang75
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2126
Age : 27
Location : with sasori-danna in the akatsuki lair
Registration date : 2008-11-22
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:32 pm | |
| yo mama so fat she lives in space | |
|
| | |
Akatsuki_Wolf
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2079
Age : 28
Location : in the sky with deidara-senpi
Registration date : 2008-07-25
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:12 am | |
| yo mama is so fat she uses asia as a tanning bed | |
|
| | |
ArtIsABang75
Akatsuki Member
Number of posts : 2126
Age : 27
Location : with sasori-danna in the akatsuki lair
Registration date : 2008-11-22
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:28 pm | |
| yo mama so ugly that when a alien from space looked at her from the moon he deid of seeing her | |
|
| | |
Sponsored content
| | Subject: Re: yo mama contest | |
| |
|
| | |
| | yo mama contest | |
|
Search 
Register 
Log in 