akatsuki survival

wtf?!..well BRING IT ON!
you are a vampire right?
then I'l send someone who is skilled against them into battle
*Tok turns to wherewolf and runns to you, his claw is ready to pierce you, but suddenly he jumps in the air and openes two giant Wings*

Me: you know when a vampire starts fling the wolf has a disadvantage, but with my help we could erase this weakness.

*tok makes handseals and shoots wherewolf tooth in you'r direction*

*sasori blocks tooth*

-.-..... I wanna get my favourite Akatsuki member into battle too....
*Throws Pokeball* GO NAGATO!!!!!!!!!!

*Nagato Pwns Sasori with rinnegan and his 6 bodys!*

Sasori:help me momo-chan
Edward:momo-chan is my girl
Sasori:no shes not
Me/MoMoko:SHUT THE HELL UP U 2!!!!

Nagato strikes edward down (he doesn't (and can't) kill him) with fear.
Go pein...um...nagato, use you'r devia path!
*nagato's deva path (Akatsuki leader) showes up and tells sasori 2 stay at home(or he'll get Sakura nd the granny)*
NOW I SUMMON: HTE SAGE OF THE 6 PATHS!!!!!!
*the sage and nagato use a mortal blow that makes a big hole in the battleground*





Me: yay rinnegan ftw!

*runs*

I'll help too since im a vampire..... *then brings emmett, rosalie, jasper, alice, and everyone else thats a vampire* yukari: *turns into a vampire* blood............ *runs quickly behind pein...erm...watever his name is* youre finished........ *then grabs him and throws him far* is edward ok, tiff? get off of him julian! *runs and pounds julian back* edward? are you ok? edward: im fine........ ykari: ok....

Edward:hug me momo-chan
Sasori:no me!
Me/MoMoko:SHUT THE F*** UP EDWARD AND SASORI
Edward:.....
Sasori:.....

*stands up again*
Me: we aren't at the kindergarden here....
*pulls out two iron whips*
Me: they are covered in holy water...I used them back in the dark lands when I runned away from the hidden moon village, you need something like this when you want to survive there. I know edward can't die, but he can be paralyzised..
*swings whip and hitts edward's back, the spikes get stng in his back, then I pull the whip back and it takes some flesh with it, then I jump behind him, and shadowspikes open the flesh where he's wounded, then I'll grab his heart* I whisper into his ear: "letum lamia" *and then I take his heart out of his body*

Me: you can bring him back only, if you put his heart in the right place again...If you surender now, I'll let you go peacefully, but if you attack me, this vampire won't see the new moon, or the full moon, or even twilight again.

ok *throws a bomb at sid*

Sid:holly s***!!!*fells out of chair* I'm not in the fight!!!
Zero:wow.........*shake head*
Sid:Plus how can I fight if I'm died?!?! wtf!!

your dead?

tiff i thought edward liked bella not you

bella transformed into me 1 day and he thinks i'm still her don't worry the bastard will find out

well you never can marry him again...come on zero help me smashing those little wannabe loves of edward and sasori *squishes the heart of Edward in my hand...edward falls on the floor*
*then I jump on Zero's shoulders*
Me: can I borrow a bit of you'r incredible ammount of chacra? even if you say no...I DO IT!
*Shadw stile! DRAGON OF DARKNESS!!!*
*a giant(really giant, it could carry a city on his back) dragon out of shadows appears under our feet*
*zero falls on the floor because of the large ammount of chacra the techince used*
*psycho grin* now its time to settle this...
*makes a castle out of shadows on the dragon's back*
*flies infront of the sun that the whole battelfield gets darker*
*hides in the highest tower of the castle (takes zero with him of course)
Me:Robert?
Robert: taking orders, Sir.
Me: get nanami and trie to make this girl normal again*points at zero*
Robert: isn't that our enemy?
Me: before she transformed to Zero she wasn't
Robert: and who takes care of the two other girls?
Me: why do you thought I flied infront of the sun...now it is dark EVERYWHERE!

*shadowspikes appear out of nowhere and tries to pierce the heads of the ppl who are still on the ground*

Me: oh and tiffany..I didn't forgot you'r wings...hehe

*a shadowspike only touches you*
Me: little shadows are in you'r body now, blocking you'r chakra canalys and points...you can't use any jutsu now...hehe

yukari/me: youre mean, julian(in a teasing voice) hah! water style:water dragon jutsu! fight dragon to dragon! lightning style: chidori! *hits julian with chidori on arm* dang i hate when i always use all of my chackra....... *huffing and heart pounding like crazy*im trying to be very sweet you know(and its true!!!!)

It's a plesure for me to be mean to someone like you *evil grin*
oh and forgot what happened at the beginning of the battle...with my arms?
*replaces the arm what got hitted by chidori wit a shadow claw.*
*attacks the water dragon with shadowspikes, then a claw out of shadows come out from the dragon's mouth and tries to destroy the water dragon*
Me: now learn what the word "Kage" really means..hehe
*takes out a katana and infects it with shadows*
Me: want to be on the winning side? Then you'll have to join me.You have 1 turn to think about it.

edward is my friend though

yes.. he is.. then jumps off the water dragon(the one on the water dragon was a water clone) then slices julians shadow dragon...... yukari:a little help here, edward! edward:................... urg.............. for yukari..... yukari;wat are you going to do, stare until julian falls? edward: pretty much..... and i was going to read his mind...

bella:u can't read mine
me/momoko:jasper calm him down!
jasper:ok
me/momoko:thank ^^

edward:bella! then that means........ i liked a girl i didnt know
yukari:o shut up edward were in a bad situation!!!!

im never joining your group, julian! im staying in my group, new moon. now, youll die! lightning blade! *then runs to the water in half a second* water style: water dragon justsu! *lands on the ground* this might be my last attack....... *then concentrates and giant crystals form everywhere around the field* youre trapped. these crystals are hard as ever. no one could ever break it! *then makes a huge crystal* now die! *throws the pointy part t julian and it lands on his leg* you already got enought damage from my other jutsus........*then falls down because of not enough chakra* edward...... go get me some blood...
edward:ok! 1 second later.... here you go!

*licks zero's blood*

me in the crystal: hehe...I have an advantage..if I hate something, I don't run out of chakra so easily....if Itachi had that advantage he wouldn't have died...now I am his avenger....hehe...but..like always...you guys take me too lightley...you never really listen to my words...that'll be your downfall...I didn't joined the akatsuki cause I thought somewone (in ym chase it would be konan cause I am a boy) is cute...I didn't join because I wanted to run away from my past too....I joined because of the same reason...every...guy who hasn't a bit of honor would join....I joined because I was seeking for more and more power, the power to control, surpass, and get rid of shadow.....but back to the not listening story...didn't I say Darkness is everywhere......everywhere where darkness is is me....and with my IYA myothogan......and the rest of living energy I have left.......
*SCREAMS: TIME CONTROL MYOTHOGAN: BACKWARDS!!!!!*
*the time runnns backwards until yukari's crystal was short over my leg*
*I teleport to her shadow and whisper in her ear: now I have prooven that I am powerfull enaugh to join the Akatsuki...and...with my myothogan I can see that you aren't a kage bunshin.
*my hand out of shadows turns to a claw and grabs your head, darkness is covering your body.*
Me: useless minion of the Akatsuki
your body forms to a ball out of shadows, and I absorb it*
Me: you are now in a dimension called silent nothing, you can't move, you can'T think, you can'T breathe....you are nothing.

Me(talking to Momoko): as a Akatsuki member, I have to be strong...and................invisible...with those eyes.....only 3 persons could kill me: my father, my cousin and my younger sister.

i already am a akatsuki member (see on top of my pic)

hmpf, my strategies are ever very good planned, so I've earned the title of mission specialist...
and now....*looks at my claw out of shadows* I didn't want to use this...but to proove that I am worth to be a member of the original 10 akatsuki members and if I want to be one of them I have to take out one of them too.
sorry....I am a honest guy...and that was another lie!
Myothogan...secret technique, Myothogan level4..ARMOR OF MOONS!!!!
*silver moons that look like scythes cover my full body, my eyes start to glow in the same silver*
*I punch in the air, in you'r direction, suddenly you feel pain*
*I take two moon scythes in my hands and throw them at you*
*while I do that I use the powers of the real moon and push a gigantic wave to you*

there are 12 now *sucks blood from julians arm*

Me: hehe *moonlight is shining from the wound*
Me: did you know that I can not only get psycho or evil...there's a third style
....I am from the Altendorfer bloodline......I am superior. Now I don't drain power from the moon anymore...I control the moon.
and it's time for Harvest (or hunters) Moon *the moon turns red*
Me: *summoning...moonlight scythe*
*I summon a scythe (as big as hidan's) out of pure moonlight into my hands*
Me:*summoning..creatures of the moon*
every creature that has a littlebit to do with the moon (vampire, wherewolf...etc.) is under the moon's control.........now I control the moon.
*hordes of creatures of the night are comming, they are all under my command...and they are bloodthirsty*
*I summon moonlight in the shape of a bird and jump on it, then I fly into the sky and wach the battel (you VS your friends and other creatures of the night(even edward is now against you))*

wtf a least i can suck your fucking blood*starts killing creatures (not friends)

Zero:.....*passed out*
Saya:(in zero's head)you no watt's weird? take a look!
La Moon
Blood Moon
New Moon(tonite is a new moon XD)
weird huh?

the humans always saw some mystery in the moon,(btw I am back from vienna)


Me: (thinks: I need a diverson to gain some time) hmpf
*raises the hand, the moon moves a bit on the sky...suddenly the ground is shaking and a giant wave is washing everything (whats not flying like me) on the battlefield away*
*then I teleport to the ruins of the shadowcastle(from my dragon) and search for Zero*
Me (whispars): found her...she's really in a bad shape...AND I have to bring back saya, good that the moon has healing powers too
Me: With this moon armor I am even powerfull enaugh to keep shadow locked away, maybe I can do the same with Saya?
*a ray out of moonlight is piercing Zero's body and is trying to give saya the control over her body again*
Me: I hope it works

me 2

*still passed out*
Sid:lol moo armor!sorry couldn't help myself.....how does that work?

moo like a cow?

yeah Mooooooooo~!!! lol XD

-.- ok...very funny...yeah.... can we figth on now?
me: ...it..it did not work.......grrrr...(first time you see me in rage)
I WANTED TO FORGET THE HELL VIEW PROJECT, BUT IT'S TO LATE NOW!!!!!
*I remove my forehead protector, there's a blue glowing symbol on my forehead, and suddenly my hair turn red*


Me: I don't need sharingan for perfect illusuions...I AM a perfect illusion.
*unknown gen- and ninjutsu*.....Hellview.
*everyone around suddenly is in hell and feel the pains of it, it will crush your souls even more then the sharingan, you will have the wish to kill yourself when you get out of here*

Zero:agrrrrrrrgh!
Saya:*in zero's head* damn it!*protects everyone with her eletric powers*

Me: huff...huf...what...waht was that?...what have I done?
???: finally....thank you...myself
Me: not you again, don't tell me that I used the hell view powers again
???: you really suffered the most in the hell view project....unordinary that you survived.
Me: Shut up Julian, I eve have enaugh problems with shadow.
Julian?: DON'T CALL ME LIKE THIS, I MAYBE YOUR HELLCLONE......BUT I AM MORE POWERFULL!!!! By the way, what made you use the H.V.P. again?
me:*points at saya, MoMoko and yukari*
HellJulian: you are dissapointing me.....wanna help?
Shadow: NO don't let him help you, you know what happened last time, I think that I cant be with him in your body one more time, he's so f*cking annoying!
Me: sorry I just have space for 2.
HellJulian*steps out of the shadows, he has spiky hair and some mormal hair are covering some parts of his eyes, like me he has one eye that got a rip through it and he has red hair (mine changed back to normal again).
He wears a black soikey armor (no moo armor...yea yea veeery funny I know -.-)
HellJulian: you want to prove that you are worth it to join the akatsuki....right?
Me:...

Sid:ok first of all that's BS and Second tell me wtf is going on!Tiff where are you!

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La Moon:let's go!*heals everyone*
Mizuki:Julian don't fall for it!! he's not even in the Akatsuki!!!He never was and never will be!

Me:...I know him better then anybody else....and technically he Is in akatsuki......cause he is me....in hell.
HellJulian: but I am not proud that I am your mirror image! and I don't want to be called Julian....my name is...Nightmare!
Me:Sorry saya...sorry La moon....sory Momoko....sorry new moon...sorry yukari......and sorry father. *my left hand turns to a shadow claw, and Nightmare's right hand turns red and gets to a claw too, our bodies fuse, we are wearing a black akatsuki coat, with some spikey armor parts (shoulder guard, chest plate....) our hair are red on the front of the head there are dreadlocks covering our eyes and at the backside the hair are spikey.
Nightmare/Julian: *ramms the red claw in the ground, the battlefield changes to lava and black stone, the corpses of family members of everyone on the battlefiels are lieng there. out of the lava a gaint monster comes it's controled by Nightmare.*

Sid:F**K you

Sry, I was away for too long


Nightmare: I have no need for you, psycho. *he locks me up in a crystal cage (he can use crystal style too)*
Me: I knew that It would come to this, he just wanted to use my hellview powers...SID, Momoko and Yukari, PLEASE KILL him, take everything you got!
Nightmare: Shut up *a black hole opens under my cage and sucks me away*
Me: THEY'LL KILL YOU, AND YOU WILL HAVE MY REVENGE FOR SUUUUREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Nightmare: yeah whatever, let's turn the whole world to hell.hehehehhemwhahahahahahahaha. *his eyes turn red and they glow, his skin turns red*

*the monster tries to suck out sid's soul, but takes Zero's away by mistake*

Sid:you mean Saya.I have to type this ya'no!

Saya:uhhhhhh......
La Moon:*heals Saya far away and hidden*

sorry i meant saya.
*Nightmare openes his red wings and follows your chakra, while the monster is guarding the black hole*
Me: I've lost..I am done for...imprisoned for ever.....I wish I had built a family in my life...or at least get honorfull enaugh for my own family.....gha damn it, I was so close defeating them and show that I am worth for Akatsuki..but I fool had to overdoo it and summon the hell view me.

i'm back! ^O^

Sid:do something!!

*Nightmare changes the course from you to Momoko, and tries to attack her*

*swings a sword at him*

*nightmare odges with the speed of sound*
Nightmare: hehe, I can read your mind....wow it's full of fangirl, vampire and uppet stuff in there oO...nevermind...die!

*nightmare swings his claw at youm but suddenly a scythe is blocking it*

"hello, my name is Andy"
*A tall guy with short blonde locks and a eyepatch is standing infront of you*

Nightmare: who the f*** are you?!
Andy: a friend of Julian...prepare to die* he swings his scythe at nightmare who blocks with his claw and gets blasted 10 miles away and against a wall*

i'm an arrancar DOOM BLAST!!!!(a special move that blast out a red big laser)

*drops from sky and deflects laser protecting juilen*
Grrr (holy crap my curse mark thing is fking glowing o.o)
Shadow knifeing!
the sun gose out an all is shadow and darker shadow knife like arm are lunging at momoko from all dertions
*then I pass out* (im only 12 give me a breck i used all my chraka)

(dont sew me for this i have no idea whats happing)
(and hopefully juilen WONT KILL ME...like really COME ON! IM 12!)