Ninja School

hey suh i like clay art

Konan:BACK TO CLASS GIRLS!!!!!
Saya:*sits down fast*

Me: ok I didn't had to know so much about the dick.
Mr. Pein?
Pein*with closed eyes because of the genjutsu*: what is it?
Me: are piercings on the dick are bad for health?
Pein: um...well..first, they look awesome, ask konan.. second.
Me: stop, I think I've heared enaugh now

Pein:you will pay....

me: uh oh *suddenly the ball rings*
Me: cya mr dickpiercing *runns to the "how to kill a sibling that goes at ones nerves class with itachi"

*follows julian*

*follows julian too*

weee!*everybody jumps*

Itachi: let's begin our first lession, has anyone a sibling who goes on his nerves?
Me: um....my little sister...sometimes
Itachi: good then kill the rest of your family and let her suffer, cause she's the only living one of her bloodline.
Me: O.o

me: um.... itachi? wat if u are an only child(i am!!!)?
itachi: then make a person u hate a lot suffer! no be quiet.

want to go shopping anyone?

*ring* me:time for next class!
me:the next class is paper folding with konon!
konoun: all right get to folding!
me: i made konoun!
konoun: i am made out of paper!

*makes a mini puppy*

Me: slowly...carefully.....*Fu*ck! I sliced myself in the finger, but that was worth it
*holds my paperwork in the air, its a copy of one of my Katanas*
Me: this has to slice even throught iron....but it isn't still as sharp as my katanas...hehe

me: *concentrating*
tiff:look i made a puppy!
me: cool. i made the world!

don't talk for me

lol!!
Saya:*folds*
Deidara:time for clay!!!
Saya:F*ck!! i just got here!*starts a clay fight in the class*

this is annoying
*goes very slowly and bored out of the class and every clay ball missess me*

*throws*

CLAY FIGHT!!!!!!!!!! and srry tiff

*throws clay at clay*

ouch..... CRASH!

Clay:*faints*
every1:get him 2 a hospital

omg..Isn't there any quiet place..I KNOW!
Time sharingan!
*pulls out my new weapons.. the swords of time (I just have them to keep the time myothogan stabil)*
*suddenly everything stops, even the clay parts stop while beeing throwed*
*sits down*
well when there's no quiet place then there's a quiet time

*joins julian*I'M MAGICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not even when I use time manipulation I am save from anyone....well then just let us enjoy the silence.
btw I just found out that time is the sixth element(I still believe that there are 10 elements: Fire, water, ice, energy, wind, earth, light, darkness, void and time)

it would be funny if u can replay clay faling!

as you wish

*replays clay falling a thusad times*
I have to stop the time manipulation now, my eyes are going to bleed so mich that I can't take it

blood?where?

in his eyes...kinda like sasuke!
Itachi:Sasuke Where?!?!?!*uses the sharingon on kisame's sword(cuz he's blind)*

julian can i suck your blood? it smells so good

ure going to suck his eyeballs? ew and tnx julian

no

well dont suck it come here julian i'll heal it for u im a medical ninja too.

*smiles and rolls eyes*

pls don't heal it, it could be dangerous
*bleeds into a cup and hands it over to tiff* here's your drink
It dooesn't even hurt, the bleeding is just there that I can see when I have to stop the myothogan, otherwaise I may loose it.

Tobi:TIME FOR FRIENDSHIP CLASS~~!
Saya:YAY!!

yay!

-.- oh no...please....I wish I could control the time again...I think I have a idea...after this class I have to visit nelos weaponsmith.

Tobi:friends=happy and fun~♥
Me/MoMoko:*writes down what he said*

*writes down exactly the opposite wht tobi said*

Tobi:HI SENPAI!!~♥ ♥_♥
Me/MoMoko:i hate it when this happens
Deidara:f*ck u tobi

Me:...yeah whatever *makes the time running faster*

thank u julian

*smiles*

its a break so i'm going to the library *goes to library and reads The Good and Bad Things About being a Vampire*

*goes with julian*

where is julian?

i dunno*still goes with him*

*reads the book*