yo mama contest

yo mama so fat when she trips over she measure 10 on the rictor scale

yo mama is so old she sat behind Jesus in the 3nd grade

yo mama so old she makes dinosuars look young

yo mama so small she lives in a doll house

yo mama is so old when she breast feeds it comes out as powder

yo mama soo fat that when she worked out, the weather reporters thought it was an warthquake.

yo mama is so fat she destored the earth cuz she blocked out the sun

yo mama so ugly that an alien thought she was ugly

yo mama is so gay she had my friend tim!

yo mama so stupid that i don't even have to tell you she's stupid.

yo mama is so ugly the alians took her away

your momma is so old.....jesus is your brother!

yo mama so old that she married jesus

ya mammas so fat when she walks outside no one laughs but the concreate cracks up!!!

ya mammas so fat it takes four busses and a train to get on her good side

your mammas so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 mins

you really shouldn't triple post, yo mama so ugly, that when she went to japan, they thought it was a mini godzilla.

ParkourReaper666 wrote:

your mammas so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 mins

dont tripple post ill lee you off this time cause your new but please dont make a habit of this

yeah!geez!

yo mama is so fat and ugly everybody calls her godzilla

when your mother wears a yellow coat , and walks on the street, everyone is calling: TAXI!

yo mamma so fat when she jumed up in the air she got stuck

yo mamma so fat when she sat on wallmart the prices lowered

DON'T DOUBLE POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yo mama is so stupid I killed her with a cordless phone

yo mama so fat she ask choji how he got so skinny

oooooooo!!! good one!

yo mama is so old she saw the big bang!

you mama is sow old, that she MADE the big bang with a fart.



heres a mother fun question: How do you split a atom
Answer: give it to your mother and say: destroy it.

yo mama so ugly she made the earth blow up

Yo mamas so fat, she makes the moon look ANOREXIC

yo mama so fat the earth was a pea on her dinner plate

yo mama so fat she makes free willy look like a tick tack

yo mama b****es so much pplz sent her to another universe

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

yo mama so ugly she had se* with a alien

your mama's so fat that when she went into the sea the whales came up and sang with her we are family! even though youre fatter than me!

yo mama so lezzzz she married your friend's mom

yo mama is so fat that even Naruto doesen't believe it

yo mama so ugly that hidan died when he saw her

good one!

your mother is so ugly, even when she would pay kakuzu to have se* with her, he would dissagree

yo mama so fat zetsu thought she was nice and fat so he ate her

yo mama is so skinny she's sakura's boob!! XD

yo mama so ugly she made edward die

why do u keep talking about edward? oh and yo mamas so fat that zetzu couldnt even eat her she ate him

cuz hes immortal

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!

i am out of yo mamas

did someone say yo mams so fat when she went to a grocery store she made the prices go down

yo mama so ugly she was a ugly baby

you'r mother says "son/ daughter of a bich" to you

yo mama so hairy she married a gorrila

yo mamas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!